A funny, wholesome life-progression choice sim. Grow from a lil nephew into a LEGENDARY UNC: learn to grill, tell corny dad jokes, hand out 'be safe' money, fix everything with duct tape, and mind your BACK. Your stats decide your destiny across 12 stages and multiple endings.

Studio

Sandbox Sundries

Released

June 27, 2026

Controls

Mouse · Touch · Keyboard

Leaderboard

🏆 Yes — climb the ranks